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Last incident was 431h ago. Reason: STL Closed due to Police Activity

Last 5 Reports

431h
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Reported Location: STL-STL

All trains are not stopping at STL due to police activity. Shuttle buses running from HUR and CYR.

Thoroughly Inspecting Those Tunnel Expansion Joint Leaks at STL...
699h
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Reported Location: TP-LYN

All service at Lyon, Pimisi, and Bayview at the eastbound platforms only due to a door issue. Change trains at Lyon

No HODL D00r
767h
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Reported Location: STL-BLA

Shuttle Train running STL-BLA. EB Platforms Only at STL & CYR. Train transfer required at STL.

Summer is Nearly Over, And so is LRT Service...
864h
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Reported Location: TP-TP

Screens at TP Saying Trains Held at 17:06. Hold released at 17:11, delays remain.

Too Hot to Handle...
909h
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Reported Location: TP-TP

All Service at TP on Platform 2 due to 25/31 Dead on Platform 1. 25/31 Checked Out by Alstom Technicians around 20:35, then was removed from TP Platform 1 around 21:30.

Should Have Done Maintenance on BOTH the Tracks AND the Trains...

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